Some of my favourite Big Bang quotes

SEASON 1 EPISODE 3

Howard: All right, just a few more feet and…. Here we are, gentiemen, the Gates of Elzebub

Sheldon: Good Lord

Leonard: Don’t panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about

Howard: Stay frosty. There’s a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.

Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.

Sheldon: Lock and load.

Howard: Raj, blow the gates.

Rajesh: Blowing the gates. Control, shift B.

Rajesh: Oh, my God, so many goblins.

Howard: Ahh! Don’t just stand there. Slash and move.

Leonard: Stay in formation.

Howard: Leonard, you got one on your tail.

Leonard: That’s all right, my tail’s prehensile. I’ll swat him off!

Rajesh: I’ve got him, Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!

Leonard: Raj, it’s a trap. They’re flanking us.

Rajesh: Oh, he’s got me.

Howard: Sheldon, he’s got Raj. Use your sleep spell. Sheldon. Sheldon.

Sheldon: I’ve got the sword of Azeroth!

Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj.

Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword master.

Howard: Leonard, look out.

Leonard: Damn it, man, we’re dying here.

Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants.

[whoosh]

Leonard: The bastard teleported.

Rajesh: He’s selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.

Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?

Sheldon: I’m a rogue knight elf. Don’t you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait. Somebody just clicked “Buy It Now”.

Howard: I AM THE SWORD MASTER!

SEASON 7 EPISODE 3

[Bernadette rushes into the comic book store] “GO!” [14x] “How am I faster than you? I’ve got heels on AND I stopped to make a phone call!”

Leonard: “I have asthma. BACK OFF!”

SEASON 7 EPISODE 14

All repeatedly say “REFRESH! REFRESH! REFRESH!”

Penny: “Okay, this isn’t going to be enough coffee.”

They keep saying “Refresh”, and then the usual opening sequence appears, and they are still shouting “Refresh” after the opening sequence.

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One thought on “Some of my favourite Big Bang quotes

  1. it is

    All (repeatedly): Refresh. Refresh. Refresh….

    Penny: Yeah, this is not gonna be enough coffee.

    Credits sequence.

    Scene: The same, shortly after.

    All (repeatedly): Refresh… Refresh… Refresh…

    Howard: It’s been ten minutes. We’re running out of time.

    Penny: To be cool? Yeah.

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