SEASON 1 EPISODE 3
Howard: All right, just a few more feet and…. Here we are, gentiemen, the Gates of Elzebub
Sheldon: Good Lord
Leonard: Don’t panic. This is what the last 97 hours have been about
Howard: Stay frosty. There’s a horde of armed goblins on the other side of that gate guarding the Sword of Azeroth.
Leonard: Warriors, unsheathe your weapons. Magic wielders, raise your wands.
Sheldon: Lock and load.
Howard: Raj, blow the gates.
Rajesh: Blowing the gates. Control, shift B.
Rajesh: Oh, my God, so many goblins.
Howard: Ahh! Don’t just stand there. Slash and move.
Leonard: Stay in formation.
Howard: Leonard, you got one on your tail.
Leonard: That’s all right, my tail’s prehensile. I’ll swat him off!
Rajesh: I’ve got him, Leonard. Tonight, I spice my meat with goblin blood!
Leonard: Raj, it’s a trap. They’re flanking us.
Rajesh: Oh, he’s got me.
Howard: Sheldon, he’s got Raj. Use your sleep spell. Sheldon. Sheldon.
Sheldon: I’ve got the sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon, help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword master.
Howard: Leonard, look out.
Leonard: Damn it, man, we’re dying here.
Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants.
Leonard: The bastard teleported.
Rajesh: He’s selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Sheldon: I’m a rogue knight elf. Don’t you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait. Somebody just clicked “Buy It Now”.
Howard: I AM THE SWORD MASTER!
SEASON 7 EPISODE 3
[Bernadette rushes into the comic book store] “GO!” [14x] “How am I faster than you? I’ve got heels on AND I stopped to make a phone call!”
Leonard: “I have asthma. BACK OFF!”
SEASON 7 EPISODE 14
All repeatedly say “REFRESH! REFRESH! REFRESH!”
Penny: “Okay, this isn’t going to be enough coffee.”
They keep saying “Refresh”, and then the usual opening sequence appears, and they are still shouting “Refresh” after the opening sequence.